December 19, 2009

Oh come on...

These are the questions that have been pouring from the mouth of our three year old:

"Will Santa get burned in the fireplace when he comes down the chimney?"
"Can I go to the north pole to see Santa's house?" [no Elise] "but on the map I saw it's part of the earth so I know I can go there."
"What would happen if I saw Santa? Would he not be magic anymore?"
"Why do all the Santas look different?"
"Reindeer can't fly, that's silly."
"If Santa can see me all the time then is that like God?"

Ugg. Come on man, we thought we had a few more years of lying before this.

Cringe worthy anecdote-today Elise had her fingers in her nose, took out a prize, looked at it, said "wait." put it back in her nose and said "I don't want to be one those kids who picks their nose."
priceless.

2 comments:

Courtney said...

And then there is Benjamin who says..."MOMMY, it's okay that I pick my nose, because boogers taste kind of yummy to me."

Awesome. Not.

Holly said...

lol. that is so funny. I'm sorry he discovered the gifts-crafty little bugger, that one:-)